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troyesivanismyqueen:

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

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oh good god i fucked up

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ikimaru:

mya-the-butt-touch-octopus:

godoftheroads:

GUYS

THE WHOLE VERSION CAME OUT

i dont care whether you’re into homestuck or not, everyone needs to see this beautiful piece of animation

original animation made by guzusuru!

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partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

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riverdancingcas:

mrssourwolf:

gallifrey999:

supernatural-black-hole:

comtessedebussy:

bbanditt:

DEAN REFERENCES THE BEST SHIT

I just want to point out that this means Dean has watched the Disney Channel. 

at least that’s one part of a childhood that he actually got

But The Suite Life of Zack and Cody wasn’t on when Dean was a kid. It started in 2005, when Dean was 26. So that means he watched Disney Channel as an adult.

Because he didn’t have a childhood.

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taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

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housewifeswag:

do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like

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the-treble:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Can we all just talk about Promise Phan (dope2111 on Youtube) real quick?

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totheinternetandbeyond:

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture

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octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

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frickmeintheimpala:

sodium fan club meeting 2014

frickmeintheimpala:

sodium fan club meeting 2014

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mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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finals week

  • me: wow i have 3 tests and 2 essays due in the next 3 days
  • me: ayy i haven't watched THE ENTIRE LOTR TRILOGY in a while
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Me trying to get off tumblr and exercise for the first time in my life

  • Mom: no ur not going it's too late
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thepottergeist:

madcenturion:

madcenturion:

If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic

no but seriously imagine it this way

a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object

you must be fun at parties

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